So I have a sister. She actually is really pretty, kinda smart, funny, extroverted, and that kind of girl I suspect most other women would naturally hate. She could have any man on the face of the planet pretty much, by just walking up, smiling, and saying hello. Needless to say I guess she got the good 'genes'.

So, for the life of me I cannot figure out why she stays with this jack ass of a boyfriend, who is verbally abusive and controling. I mean it. Okay want an example? We're playing a video game I just bought she was at my house maybe a total of fifteen minutes. Her phone rings. She tells him "Yes I am still at Karen's, yes we are playing a game." They talk for about five minutes. We start to play, and he calls back two minutes later. Asks her when she is coming home. She replies, "When we're done." I go then to get a soda. She hangs up, before I can open my soda, her phone rings again. "Are you mad at me?" I was like JESUS MAN grow a set of balls!

So this behavior continues and we go have a cigarette, and she missed literally 6 calls. We come back and she notes her phone is ringing again, unknown number. She is all "That is so weird, …" picks it up "Hello?" The bastard called her 6 times, (in as many minutes) and then went across the street to a pay phone to call her again to -test- if she was avoiding him. I had spent a total of 15 minutes with my sister in the past hour. So finally I was pissed snatched her phone. "Listen to me asshole, she is not avoiding you it's called stepping outside. She will talk to you when she is done, as she said about twelve times, and if you are too stupid to understand that, perhaps you should find someone else to stalk. Do not call again while she is here because I am turning her phone off." -Click- phone went into my pocket. Of course reaction of the sister? OMG OMG OMG OMG He's gonna hate me! I honestly said "Good".
In the time she's known Tim, he's been nothing but a jack ass to her. I would enourage you to ask her "Why are you with him?" and she says "Oh he does good things" I ask "Like….?" No response. So I am convinced the man is either well hung, or has two penises.

So they have broken up about five hundred times. The most recent was the day before yesterday, where I drove 20 minutes to go console her, and hang out with her. She came over the next day and we were supposed to watch a movie, and I was dumped for the abusive ass-hole again. When he breaks up with her next, I seriously am going to phone him and give him a piece of my mind, and maybe then, that might put a finality to it. She has musteriously 'broken her hand' in a result of a fight with him and had half of her wardrobe 'somehow ruined'. She has been told to lose her friends, and not see her family. She was told to quit her job, and tend to him all the time. She is a poster child for a battered wife. Which is sad. Maybe after he breaks a few more bones, or tries to kill her she will finally see what an asshole Tim is.

Okay so I was watching Romeo and Juliet in Olympia, in the theatre with live actors and stuff. So Intermission and stuff, yay! Go out, go smoke, and I am approached by a few kids “Dude you have a cigarette”… sure. Give them a smoke each, then me and my friend Liz are approached by this other man. Let me quote for you the exact thing he asked….

“Hey would you ladies take me home, get me drunk, and take advantage of me?”

After a long, akward pause I managed an embarassed smile and managed an “I’m sorry, but no?”.

Now I reflected on this. I’m sorry? No I wasn’t sorry I didn’t want his penis near me, let alone I am convinced he wanted to get drunk more than laid. Which kinda is shocking. I almost, almost felt offended. Almost if he was not a reeking bum who just proposed that the BOTH of us -take him back home- and –take advantage of him–. Perhaps this is the problem with this man. Maybe this is why he is a bum. Maybe his social skills are SO beyond help that of course he cannot get a job, or a relationship because his pick up lines consist of the immature mentality that similar pick up lines such as “Nice shoes wanna fuck?” have!!!!

The second thing I smacked myself for? it ‘But No?’ But no. What kind of answer is that? I have decided if I am ever approached like this again I STILL don’t know something witty to say.

I went and washed my hands. I felt so dirty. I still feel dirty.