So I was on a place I usually look up words? I can’t spell….. anyway I was reading the spelling of several words for a story I was working on and I paused in horror when I looked up the following :

philanderer

I can’t even make this shit up. There are ads at the bottom of the page that guide you to various links in the Internet that match any information on the page. Nope…. not porn, but holy cow are Google Ads -very- precise! Below is the first part of the definition, note nothing spectacular.

It reads, -verb (used without object) (of a man) to make love with a woman one cannot, or will not marry; carry on flirtations. [Orgin: 1675-85; <D Gk philandros one who loves (of a woman, loving her husband); see Philo-, Andro-: laer sed in fiction as a proper name for a lover, and appar. mistaken as "a man who loves"] – Related forms phi.lan.der.er, noun – synonyms, trifle, dally, womanize — etc.

That of course isn’t the remarkable thing at all. The REMARKABLE thing is what this is about. The ads BENEATH the word definition. Yep. The ads.

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So not only now will your ex-boyfriend know what you just called him, he’s gonna know exactly how to continue his trend! Perhaps you looked up the word because you wanted to know how to become a philanderer? Well now you know! Perhaps someone told you, your husband was a philanderer? Now you know his tricks! Not only did these ads so perfectly relate to the words that were input, they themselves defined the word I was looking up. Now Google? That’s fucking talent.

Again. I can’t make this shit up!