[8:16:31 PM] Beyr says: I. Give. Up
[8:16:42 PM] Beyr says: OMG why are people so unfuckingbelievably stupid?
[8:20:52 PM] Lucus says: Because if everyone was intelligent life would be easy, and God wished to challenge us.
[8:21:02 PM] Beyr says: Man, so I go to subway.
[8:21:23 PM] Beyr says: I don’t eat there too often but enough in my life to know how to make a subway sandwich.
[8:21:35 PM] Lucus says: >_>
[8:21:40 PM] Lucus says: Well that’s your problem right there.
[8:21:59 PM] Lucus says: Fast food service = stupid little teenage fucks that are paid minimum wage.
[8:22:00 PM] Beyr says: So. I go there, and order 2 sandwiches.
[8:22:14 PM] Beyr says: One written down.
[8:22:17 PM] Beyr says: Right?
[8:22:35 PM] Beyr says: Hand her the written one, “And I’ll need another one” goes through gets it wrong, and I’m correcting her.
[8:23:29 PM] Beyr says: Like she can’t read, then I’m literally telling her how to microwave the fucking meat for the second one.
[8:24:05 PM] Beyr says: How to -microwave- –MEAT–
[8:24:29 PM] Lucus says: >_>
[8:24:36 PM] Beyr says: “Okay honey, open the lid, yes, put it back on not all the way. Good. Okay open the microwave”
[8:24:41 PM] Beyr says: I’m. Not. Shitting. You.
[8:24:44 PM] Lucus says: Lol.
[8:24:50 PM] Lucus says: *pets*
[8:24:53 PM] Beyr says: Okay put it in the center of the Microwave.
[8:24:59 PM] Beyr says: Stares
[8:25:04 PM] Beyr says: Looks at me “Which button?”
[8:25:10 PM] Lucus says: ROFL
[8:25:22 PM] Beyr says: I lean over the cash area “Uh looks like 6 is ’steak’
[8:25:42 PM] Lucus says: Poor girl. Must’ve embarrassed the fuck outta her.
[8:25:44 PM] Lucus says: <_<
[8:25:45 PM] Beyr says: “…”
[8:25:49 PM] Beyr says: “So do I push that one?”
[8:25:52 PM] Beyr says: No I was SUPER sweet.
[8:25:59 PM] Lucus says: Still.
[8:26:05 PM] Beyr says: “I’ve only been working for a few weeks.”
[8:26:07 PM] Lucus says: Having to ask the customer how to use the microwave?
[8:26:13 PM] Beyr says: Dude.
[8:26:21 PM] Beyr says: If you have to ask a customer to use a microfuckingwave.
[8:26:35 PM] Beyr says: I don’t think you get embarrassed at shit like that.
[8:26:48 PM] Beyr says: You more likely get embarrassed over wondering how to flush the fucking toilet.
[8:44:23 PM] Beyr says: O.M.G.
[8:44:29 PM] Beyr says: Nick’s sandwich is wrong too
[8:44:40 PM] Lucus says: >_<
[8:44:45 PM] Lucus says: *strokes calmingly*
[8:45:00 PM] Lucus says: -.-
[8:45:27 PM] Lucus says: Yes.
[8:47:39 PM] Beyr says: -.-
[8:47:58 PM] Beyr says: Okay, so even reading and instructing her. She got the meats wrong when I was looking at the fucking menu.
[8:48:18 PM] Lucus says: Rofl.
[8:48:33 PM] Beyr says: How. Do. People. Like. This. Live?
[8:52:22 PM] Beyr says: So anyway yeah, I tell her how to use the microwave right?
[8:52:34 PM] Beyr says: I had to tell her to close the fucking door, to ’start’ it with the huge ’start’ button.