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		<title>Evolution (HONEST Questions my Evolutionist friends can&#8217;t answer)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I once was a very strong Evolutionist. I really put a lot of stock in the theory until I realized at key points it started to break down. So lately I have been looking back into this theory, wondering where progression has gone in it, any headway has been made, and I have been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=103&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Google Killed My Inner Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cried, until I stopped. Then I cried again.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=102&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I disagree with your pamphlet.</title>
		<link>http://beyr.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/i-disagree-with-your-pamphlet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Professing themselves wise, they became FOOLS. (ROM 1:23) &#160; I really dislike this pamphlet, and I&#8217;ll tell you why. I find the arguments in this pamphlet not even decent. I mean I&#8217;ve had some heated and good, in-depth debates over the contents here? But this thing really is just a pathetic misrepresentation of facts. So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=100&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>OMFGWTF (Sandwich)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 03:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[8:16:31 PM] Beyr says: I. Give. Up [8:16:42 PM] Beyr says: OMG why are people so unfuckingbelievably stupid? [8:20:52 PM] Lucus says: Because if everyone was intelligent life would be easy, and God wished to challenge us. [8:21:02 PM] Beyr says: Man, so I go to subway. [8:21:23 PM] Beyr says: I don&#8217;t eat there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=98&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta LOVE Goooooogle ads!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was on a place I usually look up words? I can&#8217;t spell&#8230;.. anyway I was reading the spelling of several words for a story I was working on and I paused in horror when I looked up the following : philanderer I can&#8217;t even make this shit up. There are ads at the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=94&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Twizzlers, Makes Baby Jesus Cry</title>
		<link>http://beyr.wordpress.com/2007/01/29/twizzlers-makes-baby-jesus-cry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay so I was all excited today because my husband bought me candy, just because he was a sweetie, and probably did something wrong I&#8217;ll never discover. This said he bought me a new type of candy pictured here : &#160; &#160; NEW! Twizzlers Rainbow Twists! As you can see there are various colors and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=92&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I ~AM~ Captain Jack Sparrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=82&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My ~Other~ Trip To Olympia (The Covenant)</title>
		<link>http://beyr.wordpress.com/2006/09/18/my-other-trip-to-olympia-the-covenant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I went to Olympia again and I have a lot of things to write about but before I forget I must review the movie The Covenant. (sp? Who cares. It was bad.) The Covenant is about four witches (men, should be warlocks) who have magical powers. They encounter a fifth boy who also has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=81&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hold The Fiesta</title>
		<link>http://beyr.wordpress.com/2006/06/10/hold-the-fiesta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Travis and I were heading to Taco Bell, the best place for midnight munchy food, as we will, and we got there and had an incompitent (surprise surprise) person on the little talky box thing. After repeating my order thrice, and them getting it wrong somehow twice as much as that, the lady started [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=80&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Sister -.-</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2006 20:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I have a sister. She actually is really pretty, kinda smart, funny, extroverted, and that kind of girl I suspect most other women would naturally hate. She could have any man on the face of the planet pretty much, by just walking up, smiling, and saying hello. Needless to say I guess she got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=beyr.wordpress.com&amp;blog=118033&amp;post=79&amp;subd=beyr&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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